In the debut of "Make a Monster," Dr. Frankenstein (Colin) and Igor (Greg) create two monsters: Ryan (with the head of John Wayne, a leg from a soccer player and a leg from a Rockette, and arms from the robot in Lost in Space) and Wayne (with the head of Sammy Davis Jr., big chicken legs, and arms from a woman and Muhammad Ali), culminating in Ryan and Wayne serenading to each other; "Scenes from a Hat" are "things you don't want to hear in the dark" and "what slasher movie villains are thinking while they're waiting in the dark"; Colin anchors "Weird Newscasters" alongside a coanchor politician filming a smear campaign advertisement against his opponent, Drew Carey (Greg), a sportscasting frat boy doing a series of outrageous stunts to impress his drinking buddies in the front row (Wayne), and a weatherman reenacting the rise and fall of a 1940s boxer (Ryan); "Hats" gives examples of the world's worst dating service video, with various cheap Halloween masks mixed in among the other he
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