- She told me that you were aware of my personal history. You know I'm a recovering addict. Doesn't concern you? - Should it? - I want you to know that... if you deem Watson the best candidate to raise your child, and if you decide to give her that gift, I could leave. - Wait, what do you mean, you could leave? - I mean I could go away. We wouldn't have to share a home. - I know for a fact that's not what she wants. - You know, what we want and what we need are very often mutually exclusive. - You think Joan needs to be a mom? - I think that when she told me of her plan the other day, I was very surprised. But when you know her as well as I do, it makes sense her being a parent. The child that she raises will be very, very lucky. - So, you think she could do it? Be a mom? - I think she could do anything.
- I've never understood the idea that a sad motion picture could be helpful to a sad person. - You don't have to understand it. You just have to watch it. - She isn't wrong, you know. Kelsey. You are inspiring. To the right person.
- I wanted you to know that I am happy for you. Your decision to become a parent-- I support it. - You do? - Why wouldn't I? - Are you forgetting I was in the room with you when you told a pregnant woman that procreation was the only act more masturbatory than masturbation? - She was a murder suspect, and besides, you're adopting. You started looking for somewhere to live? - What? No. Why? - Well, there's not an adoption agency on the planet that would hand an infant to a woman who lives with a heroin addict. - You are in recovery. (...) Look, I already spoke to my attorney, and he knows that if my lifestyle is a deal breaker, then I'm not going to adopt. Anyway, I think the bigger question is-- how are you going to feel about having a kid around? I mean, I would not expect you to co-parent or anything. The baby would be my responsibility. - You said that about Clyde. - I am not talking about a tortoise here. - For you, Watson... I'd make adjustments. Always.
- So, you swear you and your partner never slept together? - No. Never. - And you're not a lesbian? - No. - Sorry, it's just-- he's hot, you're hot. You'd make a great couple. - You would be surprised how often we don't hear that.
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- She told me that you were aware of my personal history. You know I'm a recovering addict. Doesn't concern you?
- Should it?
- I want you to know that... if you deem Watson the best candidate to raise your child, and if you decide to give her that gift, I could leave.
- Wait, what do you mean, you could leave?
- I mean I could go away. We wouldn't have to share a home.
- I know for a fact that's not what she wants.
- You know, what we want and what we need are very often mutually exclusive.
- You think Joan needs to be a mom?
- I think that when she told me of her plan the other day, I was very surprised. But when you know her as well as I do, it makes sense her being a parent. The child that she raises will be very, very lucky.
- So, you think she could do it? Be a mom?
- I think she could do anything.
- I've never understood the idea that a sad motion picture could be helpful to a sad person.
- You don't have to understand it. You just have to watch it.
- She isn't wrong, you know. Kelsey. You are inspiring. To the right person.
- I wanted you to know that I am happy for you. Your decision to become a parent-- I support it.
- You do?
- Why wouldn't I?
- Are you forgetting I was in the room with you when you told a pregnant woman that procreation was the only act more masturbatory than masturbation?
- She was a murder suspect, and besides, you're adopting. You started looking for somewhere to live?
- What? No. Why?
- Well, there's not an adoption agency on the planet that would hand an infant to a woman who lives with a heroin addict.
- You are in recovery. (...) Look, I already spoke to my attorney, and he knows that if my lifestyle is a deal breaker, then I'm not going to adopt. Anyway, I think the bigger question is-- how are you going to feel about having a kid around? I mean, I would not expect you to co-parent or anything. The baby would be my responsibility.
- You said that about Clyde.
- I am not talking about a tortoise here.
- For you, Watson... I'd make adjustments. Always.
- So, you swear you and your partner never slept together?
- No. Never.
- And you're not a lesbian?
- No.
- Sorry, it's just-- he's hot, you're hot. You'd make a great couple.
- You would be surprised how often we don't hear that.