Guests: The Smothers Brothers, Charro, Don Knotts
- Sonny and Cher, with a few of their closest friends, get ready to watch the show in bed.
- Sonny and Cher open the show with ""Silly Love Songs"" and banter about the birth of Cher's baby during their summer hiatus. In a comedy blackout, Alvin (Sonny) and Laverne (Cher) discuss the TV show at their local bar.
- Sonny sings ""You're the Best Thing That Ever Happened To Me"" as film clips of him and daughter Chastity are shown.
- Mimes Shields and Yarnell portray Sonny and Cher dolls on the set.
- ""Beauty and the Beast"" -- Cher appears as King Kong's jealous sweetheart.
- Tommy and Dick Smothers try to convince a stuffy bank employee (Barbara Eden) that they are heirs to the estate of the late Howard Hughes.
- Gossip columnist Rona Barrett shares a Washington exclusive about a bionic Senator and his wife (Shields and Yarnell) who are entertaining a foreign dignitary (regular Ted Zeigler).
- Cher sings ""Desperado""
- ""Football"" -- Sonny and George Gobel appear as a pair of easygoing
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