Weird Newscasters started things, with anchor Greg, co-anchor Colin(frat boy cruising with his buddies), sports anchor Wayne(Ms. Fitness USA contestant) and weatherman Ryan(Inca High Priest looking for a virgin to sacrifice). Next was Sound Effects with Ryan and Colin as firemen in the station house when an alarm goes off; audience members Maria and Ann gave the effects. Song Styles had Wayne singing about a coffee grinder as the Rocky Horror Picture Show; the others dancing behind him. Then Colin did a Newsflash of swimsuit models, Ryan and Greg in the studio. The Irish Drinking Song was about voting for Ross Perot. Wayne was declared the winner, so Drew joined the others for the World's Worst things to do or say on a romantic date. All four read the credits as horse racing bettors who are desperate for money.
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