Walking home from work one day, Aidan sees a young boy being bullied by a couple of classmates. Aidan scares them away by sniffing out a bedwetting habit on one of them, and becomes young Bernie's hero. Bernie needs a father figure and Aidan misses his own boy. Though his mother was a bit uncertain about the unconventional friendship, she concedes. The guys play Go Fish, soccer, and watch movies together. After being forced to sit through Evan Almighty, Aidan insists that Bernie go pick out some Three Stooges DVDs from his room. Naturally, Bernie takes the vampire porn Rebecca gave him. When Bernie's mom finds out (luckily she catches it before the face-eating begins), she flips out and threatens to kill Aidan if he ever comes near her son. Meanwhile, Josh is furious that Aidan held on to the DVD.
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