Mary, manageress of the Croydon Seriously Fried Chicken, and young counter hand Joe are alone in the shop at closing time when a knife wielding hoodie rushes in, demanding a portion of Mock Nuggets. Mary panics and hides in the store room, her cowardice leading her covetous assistant manager Derek to hope that she will resign - though she does not. Joe is declared the hero of the hour, which he hopes will impress new girl Anal.
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