Joy tries to take advantage of her newfound appeal in Cleveland by dating a much younger man, but her new relationship ends up exposing an old secret. Meanwhile, Melanie encourages Elka to date again by helping her decide between a bevy of men. Victoria gets hooked on Big N Easy, where she goes for the savings and stays for so much more.
Recap:
Joy and Tori are in the kitchen and Joy is talking about how she has a date with someone that is a decade younger then she is. Elka enters and says that it is disgusting that she is dating someone so young. Tori says that she is out of Cotton Balls and Elka tells her to go down to „Big and Easy” the discount store. But shopping is above the Victoria Chase. Nonetheless, she feels that she can do it as practice for her acting. Melanie enters and tells that she is going to extend her lease on the house and put her apartment in Los Angeles on the market. Tori’s first question is “Where are you going to get your Botox?” Really Tori, really. Melanie asks Elka about the amount of numbers she got last night and she got three numbers. Elka offers to cook the ladies breakfast and after them giving orders that are impossible to make, Elka chops it up to be Pancakes and Beacon.
Elka is looking over the 3 numbers that she got last night and Melanie is talking about how good the furniture is. Elka has choices from Aurther who could drive at night, Larry has the ring of hair, and Sal has original hips. But she is scared. Melanie offers to roleplay and Elka tells that people over 80 don’t answer on the first, they answer on the 5th ring. Joy has a date with the man that is a decade younger then she is and dressed in a hot little number. She asks how she looks to which Elka says, “You look like you stepped out of a painting...of hookers!” Joy opens the door and Tori is standing there with boxes of things that she got from „Big and Easy”. She tells that it was possible only to buy in bulk so she stocked up. She could buy a lot of money for little money and Melanie is shocked. Meanwhile, Joy is on her date with Tyler and they talk about how beautiful she is and they talk about old television shows. He loves her accent and tells that he was born in Britain and that his birth mother gave him up for adoption to an American couple.
Joy runs in and tells that she is dating her son! Tori, Melanie, and Joy are talking how her date was born in Britain and Elka enters in to know what is going on. Melanie tells that Joy was a teenager when she got pregnant. Elka is not surprised. She tells that she might be dating her song. Elka is still not surprised and asked if she is sleeping with him. She gets a text from him and she says it is sweet for him to know if she is ok. Tori tells that there are ways to tell if Tyler is her son and then recants an episode that she was on and how they got a piece of hair. Elka tells that she has a lab that they could use.
Melanie is on the patio swing with Elka and she tells that she needs to call the men. She calls Larry first and after she got off the phone, Larry is dead. Melanie tells her to try another before they die too. She calls Sal and he picks up on the first ring. That original hip is in good shape. She sets up a date and includes Melanie to go with her. Larry has an 85-year-old friend to go with Melanie. Joy and Tyler are at his place and Joy tries to get a piece of his hair and in the process, hits him in the nose. He is bleeding and Joy takes a tissue and gets a sample. She tells Tyler to get some White Wine and takes out a plastic bag out. Tyler comes back and catches Joy. She tries to cover it by saying blood collecting is all the rage. She comes clean and tells why she is collecting the blood. But Tyler tells that he already found his mother. She is relieved and leaves.
Elka and Sal are on their date and Melanie is on the date with Sal’s friend sucking on oxygen. Melanie gets home and Joy is on the couch. They tell about their night and they ask about Tori. She is at “Big and Easy”. They find Victoria surrounded by people and she is signing detergent boxes. Joy tells it is pretty pathetic and Tori asks Joy how her date with her son was. An announcement and they have a new Euro sandwich called the Victoria Chase. Later that evening, Melanie is on the patio and she has found Anders and his fitness model fiancé Kim on Google. Tori tells her to let it go. Joy takes the laptop and tells that she is going to register to find her real son. They all agree with her and she might be a grandmother. Elka tells that maybe one of them is old enough for her to date! Classic Elka.
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