Malcolm in the Middle Season 5

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Vegas
3.6
11 votes
5x01 Vegas aired Nov 02, 2003

When Dewey's pet rabbit does good in a state contest, the family must travel to Las Vegas for the nationals. But Reese unknowingly sells the rabbit to a rest... read more

Watching the Baby
3.7
12 votes
5x02 Watching the Baby aired Nov 09, 2003

Hal and the boys offer to watch baby Jamie so an exhausted Lois can finally get some sleep. Hal leaves the boys in charge while he goes to the Lucky Aid to p... read more

Goodbye Kitty
3.8
10 votes
5x03 Goodbye Kitty aired Nov 16, 2003

No one wants to tell Stevie his parents are getting a divorce, until Reese spills the beans.

Thanksgiving
4
11 votes
5x04 Thanksgiving aired Nov 23, 2003

Malcolm skips out on Thanksgiving to go to a party; Reese becomes abusive to Hal and Dewey as he attempts to prepare Thanksgiving dinner.

Malcolm Films Reese
3.7
11 votes
5x05 Malcolm Films Reese aired Nov 30, 2003

Malcolm chooses Reese as his subject for an Abnormal Psychology mid-term project; Dewey earns some extra cash as a street performer.

Malcolm's Job
3.8
11 votes
5x06 Malcolm's Job aired Dec 07, 2003

Malcolm gets a job working for Lois on the drugstore loading dock but is shocked to find that Lois smokes. She makes him promise not to tell, then turns her ... read more

Christmas Trees
3.9
10 votes
5x07 Christmas Trees aired Dec 14, 2003

Hal and the boys slash the prices of their Christmas trees to outsell a nearby church. Back at the ranch, Otto's bickering relatives descend, reminding Franc... read more

Block Party
4.2
10 votes
5x08 Block Party aired Jan 04, 2004

Neighbors have the annual "The Wilkersons are gone" block party until they come home early. Reese and Dewey set up a plan to get money by letting Reese-tortu... read more

Dirty Magazine
3.7
10 votes
5x09 Dirty Magazine aired Jan 11, 2004

Malcolm alerts the A.C.L.U. when he encounters censorship working on the high-school literary magazine; Hal tries to flirt with the woman in his office respo... read more

Hot Tub
3.6
11 votes
5x10 Hot Tub aired Jan 25, 2004

Jamie's babysitter coerces Malcolm into doing a "small" task for her; Dewey finds a friend, only to lose him to Reese; Francis persuades Otto to confront an ... read more

Ida's Boyfriend
3.7
10 votes
5x11 Ida's Boyfriend aired Feb 08, 2004

Malcolm gets his tongue pierced and needs to hide it for a month. While Lois' mother, Ida, comes and annouces that she will marry a rich Chinese Man that she... read more

Softball
3.9
8 votes
5x12 Softball aired Feb 15, 2004

Malcolm is convinced to play Softball by Lois and ends up doing very badly at it due to Lois's hold on him. Meanwhile, Francis tries to pick fights with Lois... read more

Lois's Sister
3.8
9 votes
5x13 Lois's Sister aired Feb 22, 2004

In the milestone 100th episode, ""Lois' Sister,"" Lois' younger sister, Susan (Laurie Metcalf), pays the family a visit and brings with her expensive gifts f... read more

Malcolm Dates a Family
4.4
9 votes
5x14 Malcolm Dates a Family aired Mar 14, 2004

Lois blows her top over a hidden 15 percent ser charge in the bill at her family's favorite pizza place and stages a boycott...but Hal and the boys are sneak... read more

Reese's Apartment
4
7 votes
5x15 Reese's Apartment aired Mar 21, 2004

Francis is determined to show his parents why they should not have kicked Reese out. Meanwhile, Malcolm helps a football player write a college essay.

Malcolm Visits College
4
8 votes
5x16 Malcolm Visits College aired Mar 28, 2004

Lois tags along with Malcolm as he visits a college, but she's determined to room in the dorm Malcolm is staying in when she learns the room is co-ed. Meanw... read more

Polly in the Middle
4.1
8 votes
5x17 Polly in the Middle aired Apr 25, 2004

Hal sets up Abe Kenarben on a blind date with Jaime's babysitter Polly but then realizes Lois has also set her up on a blind date - with Craig. Malcolm, Dewe... read more

Dewey's Special Class
4.1
10 votes
5x18 Dewey's Special Class aired May 02, 2004

Malcolm convinces Dewey to do poorly on an I.Q. test, so that he won't become a ridiculed Krelboyne student. But Dewey does so badly that he is placed in a c... read more

Experiment
4.1
10 votes
5x19 Experiment aired May 02, 2004

When Dewey's annual candy selling event for school comes up, he uses the excuse of "these bars help support america" to sell them. Malcolm and Stevie attempt... read more

Victor's Other Family
3.9
8 votes
5x20 Victor's Other Family aired May 09, 2004

When Lois tracks down her father's "other family," she meets Victor's "other wife" Sylvia (Betty White), and learns something shocking about her dad.

Reese Joins The Army (Part 1)
4.3
10 votes
5x21 Reese Joins The Army (Part 1) aired May 16, 2004

The house goes crazy as Hal is falsely charged in a crime involving his company which he has nothing to do with. He is put in an ankle collar and is immobile... read more

Reese Joins The Army (Part 2)
4.2
10 votes
5x22 Reese Joins The Army (Part 2) aired May 23, 2004

Reese continues to be a great soldier in the Army until he finds himself in a situation where his Sergeant cannot help. But after comparing being captured to... read more

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