Roseanne Season 3

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The Test
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3x01 The Test aired Sep 18, 1990

Becky is eager to practice for her driving test, and the rest of the family awaits the results of Roseanne's pregnancy test.

Friends and Relatives
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3x02 Friends and Relatives aired Sep 25, 1990

Lending money to pal Arnie comes easily for Dan, but he believes that borrowing from family only adds up to disaster.

Like, a Virgin
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3x03 Like, a Virgin aired Oct 02, 1990

Roseanne decides it's time to give Becky "the talk" unaware that it's Darlene who needs it more.

Like, a New Job
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3x04 Like, a New Job aired Oct 09, 1990

Despite her misgivings, Roseanne, working late as a coffee-shop waitress, leaves Dan in charge of the kids.

Goodbye, Mr. Right
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3x05 Goodbye, Mr. Right aired Oct 15, 1990

After Police Officer Jackie gets slightly injured, Gary says he's tired of always worrying about her and wants her to quit her job as a Police Woman. Meanwhi... read more

Becky, Beds and Boys
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3x06 Becky, Beds and Boys aired Oct 23, 1990

Becky's folks pressure her to stop dating a boy.

Trick or Treat
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3x07 Trick or Treat aired Oct 30, 1990

Roseanne, mistaken for a guy in her lumberjack Halloween costume, plays along with some braggarts and learns about machismo.

PMS, I Love You
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3x08 PMS, I Love You aired Nov 06, 1990

Roseanne's PMS day and Dan's birthday are on a collision course.

Bird is the Word
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3x09 Bird is the Word aired Nov 13, 1990

Becky is suspended for allegedly making an obscene gesture in her class photo โ€“ which makes her suddenly popular at school โ€“ but Roseanne is the one called i... read more

Dream Lover
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3x10 Dream Lover aired Nov 27, 1990

Dan ill-advisedly tells Roseanne he's having dreams of a mysterious, and oddly homely, other woman.

Do You Know Where Your Parents Are?
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3x11 Do You Know Where Your Parents Are? aired Dec 04, 1990

Since the girls continually break curfew, Dan and Roseanne celebrate the anniversary of their first lovemaking by revisiting the restaurant/hotel โ€“ and stayi... read more

Confessions
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3x12 Confessions aired Dec 12, 1990

An angry and deflated Roseanne discovered that her mother always thought sister Jackie had more potential.

The Courtship of Eddie, Dan's Father
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3x13 The Courtship of Eddie, Dan's Father aired Jan 08, 1991

Dan's visiting father astonishes everyone by announcing his plans to marry Crystal.

The Wedding
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3x14 The Wedding aired Jan 15, 1991

Against Dan's wishes, Roseanne forges ahead with wedding preparations, with Crystal revealing she's pregnant with Ed's child.

Becky Doesn't Live Here Anymore
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3x15 Becky Doesn't Live Here Anymore aired Jan 22, 1991

Becky runs away from home to live with Jackie.

Home-Ec
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3x16 Home-Ec aired Feb 05, 1991

Darlene is embarassed when Roseanne gives Darlene's home economics class a supermarket lesson in real-life family budgeting; D.J. has to deal with a bully.

Valentine's Day
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3x17 Valentine's Day aired Feb 12, 1991

Roseanne is mad at Dan for forgetting Valentine's Day, so he winds up full-figure lingerie shopping; and Darlene's upset when a boy she likes asks out Becky ... read more

Communicable Theater
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3x18 Communicable Theater aired Feb 19, 1991

Roseanne is torn between taking care of her flu-stricken husband and helping Jackie learn lines for her play.

Vegas Interruptus
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3x19 Vegas Interruptus aired Feb 26, 1991

Roseanne may lose her job if she and Dan go on their long-awaited trip to see Wayne Newton perform in Las Vegas.

Her Boyfriend's Back
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3x20 Her Boyfriend's Back aired Mar 12, 1991

Frustrated because her parents can't afford the car she wants, Becky and her boyfriend Mark borrow Dan's treasured motorcyle against his orders.

Troubles with the Rubbles
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3x21 Troubles with the Rubbles aired Mar 26, 1991

The new wife next door, Kathy Bowman, looks down on Roseanne and complains that D.J. is a bad influence on her son Todd.

Second Time Around
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3x22 Second Time Around aired Apr 02, 1991

Roseanne helps Crystal with her Lamaze classes; Dan's near-fatal accident at work makes D.J. follow him obsessively; Dan and Roseanne sit up all night doing ... read more

Dances with Darlene
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3x23 Dances with Darlene aired Apr 30, 1991

Roseanne tries to convince Darlene to wear something feminine to a big school dance -- but she'd rather attract attention for her softball skills.

Scenes from a Barbecue
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3x24 Scenes from a Barbecue aired May 07, 1991

The Connors celebrate Mother's Day with a barbecue with Roseanne's feisty grandmother.

The Pied Piper of Lanford
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3x25 The Pied Piper of Lanford aired May 14, 1991

Dan and Roseanne commit to opening a motorcycle shop with a free-spirited old friend who gets cold feet at the last minute.

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