Roseanne Season 9

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Call Waiting
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9x01 Call Waiting aired Sep 17, 1996

Roseanne goes on a spiritual odyssey in front of the TV. After walking out on Dan in the heat of anger, Roseanne is now holed up at Jackie's, mesmerized by t... read more

Millions from Heaven
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9x02 Millions from Heaven aired Sep 24, 1996

The Connors win the biggest lottery payoff in state history but insist they're still "just folks."

What a Day for a Daydream
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9x03 What a Day for a Daydream aired Oct 01, 1996

Newly wealthy Roseanne indulges in daydreams involving Hugh Hefner and an appearance on the Jerry Springer Show in which she imagines her dreams – and even s... read more

Honor Thy Mother
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9x04 Honor Thy Mother aired Oct 08, 1996

While Roseanne and Jackie anticipate indulging themselves to unlock their "divine female essence" at a luxury spa, Dan is just plain morose -- and finally ad... read more

Someday My Prince Will Come
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9x05 Someday My Prince Will Come aired Oct 15, 1996

A Moldavian prince descends on Lanford with one purpose in mind: to romance Jackie. It seems he's developed a royal crush on her after seeing her briefly on TV. read more

Pampered to a Pulp
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9x06 Pampered to a Pulp aired Oct 22, 1996

Roseanne and Jackie fight the battle of the bulge during their sojourn at a luxury spa, where past-life regression therapy brings out the imagined warrior in... read more

Satan, Darling
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9x07 Satan, Darling aired Oct 29, 1996

Absolutely Fabulous glam gals Jennifer Saunders and Joanna Lumley (in character as Edina and Patsy) are among the few down-to-earth participants in Roseanne'... read more

Hoi Polloi Meets Hoiti Toiti
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9x08 Hoi Polloi Meets Hoiti Toiti aired Nov 12, 1996

A visit with the wealthy Wentworths on Martha's Vineyard gives the Conners a glimpse into new friend Astrid's dysfunctional family. And before long, the Conn... read more

Roseambo
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9x09 Roseambo aired Nov 19, 1996

Roseanne battles a group of women-hating terrorists who hold her family and a foreign diplomat hostage on a train to Washington, D.C.

Home is Where the Afghan Is
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9x10 Home is Where the Afghan Is aired Nov 26, 1996

The absence of Dan, a series of family squabbles, and a shocking revelation by Bev mar the Conners' first Thanksgiving as a rich and famous family, and they ... read more

Mothers and Other Strangers
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9x11 Mothers and Other Strangers aired Dec 03, 1996

Bev pays a visit to her free-spirited mom in search of answers, while Roseanne awaits Dan's return with trepidation, fearing he might not recognize the place... read more

Home for the Holidays
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9x12 Home for the Holidays aired Dec 17, 1996

After a long stay in California with his mother, Dan returns home for Christmas and he, Roseanne and the rest of the family begin to realize how fortunate th... read more

Say It Ain't So
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9x13 Say It Ain't So aired Jan 07, 1997

Jackie forces Dan to reveal some devastating news to Roseanne: he's been having an affair in California with a nurse who cared for his mother. Meanwhile, D.J... read more

Hit the Road, Jack
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9x14 Hit the Road, Jack aired Jan 14, 1997

As Dan packs his bags to leave, Roseanne drowns her sorrows in fast food while driving aimlessly around Lanford, and D.J. finds a soul mate to share his trou... read more

The War Room
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9x15 The War Room aired Jan 28, 1997

When a heartbroken Roseanne locks herself in her room and won't come out, her family and friends all try in their own unique way to help her get out of her f... read more

Lanford's Elite
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9x16 Lanford's Elite aired Feb 11, 1997

At a party at the swank Lanford Country Club, Roseanne forges a surprising bond with Edgar Wellman, Jr., the son of her hated former boss. When he reveals so... read more

Some Enchanted Merger
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9x17 Some Enchanted Merger aired Feb 11, 1997

After they wrap up the Wellman Plastics buyout, Roseanne doesn't know what to do when she finds herself deeply attracted to Edgar Wellman, Jr., and realizes ... read more

A Second Chance
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9x18 A Second Chance aired Feb 18, 1997

Bothered by rumors about Roseanne and "that Wellman guy," Dan sweeps by to take Roseanne out for a ride. Roseanne and Dan begin to take the first tentative s... read more

The Miracle
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9x19 The Miracle aired Feb 25, 1997

When Darlene gives birth to a very premature baby, the doctors offer very little hope for the child's survival. But Roseanne sets out to prove that love, aff... read more

Roseanne-Feld
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9x20 Roseanne-Feld aired Mar 04, 1997

Jackie and Mark take in a female wrestling match; D.J. is not prepared when he realizes he may be about to have his first sexual experience when a night of w... read more

The Truth be Told
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9x21 The Truth be Told aired Mar 18, 1997

Roseanne learns some truths about the price of fame when two high-powered television programmers bombard her with all sorts of bizarre ideas about how networ... read more

Arsenic and Old Mom
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9x22 Arsenic and Old Mom aired May 13, 1997

Dan's eccentric mom heads straight for Lanford after she's released from hospital, claiming to be cured. Problem is, Dan thinks she's trying to kill him.

Into That Good Night (1)
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9x23 Into That Good Night (1) aired May 20, 1997

Darlene and David bring home their new baby. Roseanne's sage advice for her daughter? "The best part is when you can mold their tender little egos to fit you... read more

Into That Good Night (2)
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9x24 Into That Good Night (2) aired May 20, 1997

Roseanne fans find out much more than they thought they would.

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