Roseanne Season 8

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Shower the People You Love with Stuff
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8x01 Shower the People You Love with Stuff aired Sep 19, 1995

Hostesses Becky and Darlene disagree over Roseanne's baby shower.

Let Them Eat Junk
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8x02 Let Them Eat Junk aired Sep 26, 1995

Jackie chews out Roseanne for feeding baby Andy junk food; D.J. spends a picture-perfect day observing what makes Dan tick after Dan becomes upset to discove... read more

Roseanne in the Hood
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8x03 Roseanne in the Hood aired Oct 17, 1995

Roseanne will stop at nothing to crush the competition when a new, more posh eatery -- complete with a salad bar and a drive-through window -- opens up acros... read more

The Last Date
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8x04 The Last Date aired Oct 24, 1995

The temptation to crash a stranger's bar mitzvah at a local hotel is too much for Roseanne as she drags Dan out on the town for a "last hurrah" before the ba... read more

Halloween: the Final Chapter
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8x05 Halloween: the Final Chapter aired Oct 31, 1995

Roseanne reigns as "Queen of the Gypsies, consort of wizards and seer of souls" on Halloween, when an Ouija board sending a message from "The Dead" portends ... read more

The Fifties Show
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8x06 The Fifties Show aired Nov 07, 1995

The Conners find themselves going back in time in this spoof of 1950s sitcoms (shot mostly in black and white): Roseanne's a fussy hausfrau, Dan is a hapless... read more

The Getaway, Almost
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8x07 The Getaway, Almost aired Nov 14, 1995

Roseanne and Jackie's shopping trip with the baby becomes an outing a la Thelma and Louise after they give a lift to a rebellious teen, then force a trucker ... read more

The Last Thursday in November
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8x08 The Last Thursday in November aired Nov 21, 1995

When D.J.'s teacher gives his students free rein, the class Thanksgiving pageant takes on a decidedly modern, Pulp Fiction twist-- and offends many of the pa... read more

Of Mice and Dan
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8x09 Of Mice and Dan aired Nov 28, 1995

With his old band mate performing in town, Dan's got the blues. Seems he regrets giving up his youthful dreams to settle down with Roseanne.

Direct to Video
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8x10 Direct to Video aired Dec 05, 1995

While Roseanne narrates a video time capsule for her unborn child, Becky and Darlene find old love letters of Dan and Roseanne's; D.J. gets upset when he fin... read more

December Bride
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8x11 December Bride aired Dec 12, 1995

Christmas for the Conners bring more than the usual holiday cheer and festivities, it also brings a wedding -- for Leon and Scott.

The Thrilla Near the Vanilla Extract
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8x12 The Thrilla Near the Vanilla Extract aired Jan 02, 1996

Did someone say food fight? That's what Roseanne and Jackie's stint offering samples at a supermarket turns into when Jackie outsells her sister.

The White Sheep of the Family
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8x13 The White Sheep of the Family aired Jan 09, 1996

D.J. inherits $500 in his great aunt Harriet's will (because he was the only member of the family she never met) and blows half of it on a trombone to impres... read more

Becky Howser, M.D.
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8x14 Becky Howser, M.D. aired Jan 16, 1996

Roseanne advises an unhappy Becky to change her life -- not realizing that Mark doesn't share his wife's eagerness for change, so Becky intends to change her... read more

Out of the Past
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8x15 Out of the Past aired Feb 06, 1996

While Nana Mary amuses Roseanne and Jackie with a box of their childhood treasures, Dan and his pals reluctantly play poker with Leon and Scott.

Construction Junction
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8x16 Construction Junction aired Feb 13, 1996

Dan weighs the merits of giving up his boring garage job for a new construction endeavor with his pals; Jackie surfs the Internet and becomes addicted.

We're Going to Disney World (1)
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8x17 We're Going to Disney World (1) aired Feb 20, 1996

The family goes hog wild with excitement -- and with plans to travel to Disney World -- when Dan brings home his final paycheck from the Lanford City Garage.

Disney World War II (2)
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8x18 Disney World War II (2) aired Feb 27, 1996

Fireworks and fanfare accompany the Conners on a whirlwind tour of the magical kingdom of Disney World, when Darlene finds she's actually happy in the presen... read more

Springtime for David
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8x19 Springtime for David aired Mar 12, 1996

David moves out after getting a job at a theme park known as "the happiest place in Illinois," where he's soon transformed into an ultra-perky worker with an... read more

Another Mouth to Shut Up
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8x20 Another Mouth to Shut Up aired Mar 26, 1996

Just weeks after their hot night in Disney World, Darlene drops a proposal -- and a surprise announcement: she's pregnant -- on David, whose major life chang... read more

Morning Becomes Obnoxious
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8x21 Morning Becomes Obnoxious aired Apr 09, 1996

After an improptu interview at the diner goes spectacularly well, Roseanne prepares to "Wake Up Chicago" on a morning TV talk show as a news commentator with... read more

Ballroom Blitz
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8x22 Ballroom Blitz aired Apr 30, 1996

Bev's smitten with her passionate ballroom-dance instructor -- until a drama unfolds on the dance floor when he starts flirting with the newly divorced Jackie.

The Wedding
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8x23 The Wedding aired May 07, 1996

Darlene's wedding day brings unexpected tears, joy and tenderness as Dan is finally able to express his love to Darlene and the young couple's wedding vows b... read more

Heart & Soul
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8x24 Heart & Soul aired May 14, 1996

Roseanne's brave and witty front masks her fears after Dan suffers a heart attack during Darlene's wedding reception.

Fights and Stuff
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8x25 Fights and Stuff aired May 21, 1996

Dan returns home from hospital with orders from the doctor for a new diet regime -- and strict orders from Roseanne about changing his lifestyle.

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