Seinfeld Season 3

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The Note
3.6
31 votes
3x01 The Note aired Sep 18, 1991

Physical therapy proves painful for Jerry when his small talk with his therapist leads to a misunderstanding. Jerry uses his dentist friend, Roy, to write a ... read more

The Truth
3.5
29 votes
3x02 The Truth aired Sep 25, 1991

George's relationship with a former IRS worker may ease Jerry's tax audit worries- until she becomes his former girlfriend. She wants to know why, so he tell... read more

The Pen
3.5
31 votes
3x03 The Pen aired Oct 02, 1991

Elaine regrets accompanying Jerry on a trip to Florida to visit his parents. There are temperature control problems in the condo, a back breaking sofa bed, a... read more

The Dog
3.3
25 votes
3x04 The Dog aired Oct 09, 1991

Jerry is watching an unruly dog, for a fellow airline passenger who's sick in a hospital somewhere in Chicago. Jerry, can't leave his apartment, that leaves ... read more

The Library
3.8
26 votes
3x05 The Library aired Oct 16, 1991

The library asks Jerry about a book he checked out in 1971 and never returned, so Jerry looks up an old girlfriend for his defense against a library cop. Geo... read more

The Parking Garage
4.4
32 votes
3x06 The Parking Garage aired Oct 30, 1991

Everyone separates to try to find the car in a huge parking garage. Jerry needs to use the bathroom so he finds a place to go and gets busted. Elaine tries t... read more

The Cafe
3.9
24 votes
3x07 The Cafe aired Nov 06, 1991

Jerry tries helping the owner of a small restaurant attract customers by giving him a suggestion. George must take an IQ test for his latest girlfriend, so E... read more

The Tape
4.3
26 votes
3x08 The Tape aired Nov 13, 1991

George is excited about a new potential baldness cure that was discovered in China. While listening to a tape of his previous nights show, Jerry hears the vo... read more

The Nose Job
4.1
24 votes
3x09 The Nose Job aired Nov 20, 1991

Jerry's brain and penis play chess against one another to decide whether he should keep dating a vacuous model with whom the "sex is great" but not anything ... read more

The Stranded
3.6
24 votes
3x10 The Stranded aired Nov 27, 1991

Jerry & Elaine go to a party with George, while there they send signals to each other to get out of bad party conversations. Afterward, George abandons them ... read more

The Alternate Side
4.2
23 votes
3x11 The Alternate Side aired Dec 04, 1991

Jerry's car is stolen and the criminal picks up his car phone. George decides to take a fill-in job moving cars from one side of the street to the other; thi... read more

The Red Dot
4.2
22 votes
3x12 The Red Dot aired Dec 11, 1991

Jerry is the unwitting cause of Elaine's boyfriend falling off the wagon. Elaine gets George a job, so he buys her a gift, an $85 cashmere sweater. The sweat... read more

The Subway
4.5
26 votes
3x13 The Subway aired Jan 08, 1992

Everyone has an uncommon experience while going their separate ways on the subway. George meets a beautiful woman who distracts him from his intended destina... read more

The Pez Dispenser
4.2
21 votes
3x14 The Pez Dispenser aired Jan 15, 1992

Kramer joins the "Polar Bear Club." Jerry gets one of Kramer's Pez dispensers which makes Elaine laugh during a piano recital of George's girlfriend, and tha... read more

The Suicide
3.9
19 votes
3x15 The Suicide aired Jan 29, 1992

Elaine needs to fast before an x-ray, so she tries stuffing herself three days before the test. After his neighbor Martin tries suicide, Jerry is hit on by h... read more

The Fix-Up
4.5
24 votes
3x16 The Fix-Up aired Feb 05, 1992

After selling each other on the idea, Jerry and Elaine sell George and Elaine's friend on a blind date, then they await the results. They promise to keep eac... read more

The Boyfriend (1)
4.3
22 votes
3x17 The Boyfriend (1) aired Feb 12, 1992

Jerry meets Keith Hernandez and wants to make a good impression. Meanwhile, George is out of time on his unemployment and he works harder than ever on his sc... read more

The Boyfriend (2)
4.2
23 votes
3x18 The Boyfriend (2) aired Feb 12, 1992

George tries two more approaches with the unemployment officer. Kramer gets Jerry to accompany him to see a former neighbors' new baby, "you got to see the b... read more

The Limo
4.6
27 votes
3x19 The Limo aired Feb 26, 1992

On a whim, Jerry and George take a limo from a passenger that Jerry knows never made it on the plane. While taking the limo they call Elaine & Kramer to join... read more

The Good Samaritan
4
22 votes
3x20 The Good Samaritan aired Mar 04, 1992

Jerry tracks down a hit-and-run driver, then he wants to date her, after dating her he finds out she hit another woman he's always wanted to date. George has... read more

The Letter
3.9
20 votes
3x21 The Letter aired Mar 25, 1992

Kramer poses for a painting, that an elderly couple becomes just crazy about. George feels obligated to buy something when he accompanies Jerry to his new gi... read more

The Parking Space
4
21 votes
3x22 The Parking Space aired Apr 22, 1992

Kramer tells Jerry about something his friend Mike said about Jerry being "a phony." After borrowing Jerry's car, Elaine comes up with a wild story, because ... read more

The Keys
4
21 votes
3x23 The Keys aired May 06, 1992

Kramer invades Jerry's life too much, so Jerry revokes his spare key privileges. Realizing that he has broken the "covenant of the keys" gives Kramer the rea... read more

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