Two and a Half Men Season 2

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Back Off, Mary Poppins
3.7
20 votes
2x01 Back Off, Mary Poppins aired Sep 20, 2004

Alan learns that Charlie belongs to an exclusive men's group, and he begs his brother to let him join.

Enjoy Those Garlic Balls
3.8
19 votes
2x02 Enjoy Those Garlic Balls aired Sep 27, 2004

Judith is dating Jake's pediatrician, and Alan is upset until Charlie points out that if she remarries, his alimony payments will end.

A Bag Full of Jawea
3.9
17 votes
2x03 A Bag Full of Jawea aired Oct 04, 2004

Charlie tries to save Jake from school suspension for giving his teacher (Missi Pyle) the finger by romancing her, but his several attempts fail every time.

Go Get Mommy's Bra
4.1
17 votes
2x04 Go Get Mommy's Bra aired Oct 11, 2004

Jake is very impressed and can't stop talking about his mother's new boyfriend, Dr. Melnick, which annoys Alan. While Evelyn borrows Charlie's car to help ... read more

Bad News from the Clinic?
3.8
18 votes
2x05 Bad News from the Clinic? aired Oct 18, 2004

Charlie meets his match when he falls for a woman who's better at playing hard to get than he is.

The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance
4.1
19 votes
2x06 The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance aired Oct 25, 2004

Alan denies having shoplifted a toy as a child and fears he has a dark side, until Charlie admits he planted the toy on Alan to stay out of trouble himself.

A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana
3.9
18 votes
2x07 A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana aired Nov 08, 2004

Charlie and Alan hire Berta's sister to cater a party their mother has conned them into throwing for her.

Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers
3.9
18 votes
2x08 Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers aired Nov 15, 2004

Alan meets a woman named Nancy at a grocery store, who fulfills every single one of his desires, forcing Charlie to take care of Jake. After knowing Nancy fo... read more

Yes, Monsignor
3.9
18 votes
2x09 Yes, Monsignor aired Nov 22, 2004

When Charlie leaves the house to avoid a date that he can't stand, he ends up at a coffee shop, where he meets his old girlfriend Lisa. He finds out that sh... read more

The Salmon Under My Sweater
3.9
20 votes
2x10 The Salmon Under My Sweater aired Nov 29, 2004

Charlie tries to get Jake's approval on a theme song that he is hired to write for a television show, which is based on a comic book that Jake is a fan. Whil... read more

Last Chance to See Those Tattoos
4.1
17 votes
2x11 Last Chance to See Those Tattoos aired Dec 13, 2004

After getting unusually turned down at a bar, Charlie learns that a website has been made dedicated to exposing his lifestyle. Charlie sets out to find who c... read more

A Lungful of Alan
3.9
18 votes
2x12 A Lungful of Alan aired Jan 03, 2005

Alan is jealous of Charlie when an old classmate, who's now a beautiful woman, seems to be more interested in Charlie.

Zejdz Z Moich Wlosow (Get Off My Hair)
4.2
17 votes
2x13 Zejdz Z Moich Wlosow (Get Off My Hair) aired Jan 17, 2005

After an earthquake hits, Judith's house is damaged and she needs a place to stay. So Alan decides to invite her to stay with him and Charlie, without gettin... read more

Those Big Pink Things with Coconut
4.1
18 votes
2x14 Those Big Pink Things with Coconut aired Jan 31, 2005

The brothers throw out their mother, after she insults the way Alan is raising Jake. When Alan and Charlie ignore her phone calls, to get their attention sh... read more

Smell the Umbrella Stand
4.4
20 votes
2x15 Smell the Umbrella Stand aired Feb 07, 2005

Alan starts to worry about a medical procedure that he is facing, and to get his mind off it, Charlie suggests they go to Las Vegas.

Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth?
4.3
19 votes
2x16 Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth? aired Feb 14, 2005

When Judith decides to take a vacation, the brothers have to take care of Jake during the week. Alan finds it challenging, and even forgets to pick up Jake ... read more

Woo-Hoo, a Hernia Exam!
4.3
18 votes
2x17 Woo-Hoo, a Hernia Exam! aired Feb 21, 2005

After Charlie has back pain, Alan decides to take him to the Hospital. While there Charlie can't stop hitting on the doctor who is examining him. The only p... read more

It Was 'Mame', Mom
4
19 votes
2x18 It Was 'Mame', Mom aired Mar 07, 2005

Charlie is invited to a party hosted by a gay ad-executive named Eric, so Charlie asks Alan to pretend that he's his life partner. While at the party, Charl... read more

A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise
4.3
16 votes
2x19 A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise aired Mar 21, 2005

After Charlie takes Alan to an eye doctor, they end up at cafe where they bump into Charlie's ex-girlfriend, Sherri. While there Alan shows an interest in Sh... read more

I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey
4.1
17 votes
2x20 I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey aired Apr 18, 2005

Rose tries to help the brothers sort out their feelings, when Charlie and Alan take their personal frustrations out on each other.

A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On
4.4
17 votes
2x21 A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On aired May 02, 2005

Evelyn reads in the obituaries that her second husband, Harry has died. They all attend the funeral, including Jake who is excited at the opportunity of seei... read more

That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother
3.9
18 votes
2x22 That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother aired May 09, 2005

Evelyn buys Alan a new Sports car causing Charlie to claim that his brother has sold his soul to the Devil. The next day, Evelyn extracts payment by insisti... read more

Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab
4.5
22 votes
2x23 Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab aired May 16, 2005

Evelyn demands Jake spend a night at her place when she finds out he spent Spring Break with Judith's parents. Neither Alan nor Charlie are keen on the idea,... read more

Does This Smell Funny to You?
4.2
20 votes
2x24 Does This Smell Funny to You? aired May 23, 2005

Charlie unknowingly sleeps with an older man's trophy wife while Jake has to read a paper to his class.

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