Two and a Half Men Season 3

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Weekend In Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts
4.3
21 votes
3x01 Weekend In Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts aired Sep 19, 2005

After falling off the roof, Alan needs Charlie's help in looking after Jake, which interferes with Charlie's social life.

Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover
4.3
19 votes
3x02 Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover aired Sep 26, 2005

Jake gets suspended from school after drawing an offensive picture of a girl in his class that has large breasts. Meanwhile, Charlie is asked to watch over A... read more

Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark
4.4
18 votes
3x03 Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark aired Oct 03, 2005

Charlie finds out that Alan hasn't been dating other women, but infact has been seeing is ex-wife. To keep Jake from finding out, Alan tells Charlie not to t... read more

Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs
4.2
22 votes
3x04 Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs aired Oct 10, 2005

Berta causes tension between Charlie and Alan, when she temporarily moves in with them

We Called It Mr. Pinky
4.1
23 votes
3x05 We Called It Mr. Pinky aired Oct 17, 2005

Charlie learns he can't be in a long-lasting relationship, becuase of unresolved issues he has with his mother. Jake asks Charlie for advice about a girl at ... read more

Hi, Mr. Horned One
4.3
24 votes
3x06 Hi, Mr. Horned One aired Oct 24, 2005

Ignoring Alan's warnings, Charlie continues to date Isabella until she threatens to put a curse on his manhood.

Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop
3.9
22 votes
3x07 Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop aired Nov 07, 2005

Charlie wakes up with Rose the morning after her birthday party. Her irate father (Martin Sheen), comes to ask Charlie about what the future holds for him an... read more

That Voodoo That I Do Do
4.4
24 votes
3x08 That Voodoo That I Do Do aired Nov 14, 2005

Charlie tricks Jake into taking ballet lessons, so he can get close to the teacher.

Madame and Her Special Friend
4.1
22 votes
3x09 Madame and Her Special Friend aired Nov 21, 2005

One of Charlie's elderly neighbors tries to seduce Alan, while Charlie tries to stop Jake from giving money to a televangelist.

Something Salted and Twisted
4.1
21 votes
3x10 Something Salted and Twisted aired Nov 28, 2005

Charlie helps Alan with his obsession of always having to get approval from the women in his life.

Santa's Village of the Damned
4.3
19 votes
3x11 Santa's Village of the Damned aired Dec 19, 2005

Alan starts dating a woman with a Martha Stewart complex. Before long she's running the house with an obsession for perfection.

That Special Tug
4
19 votes
3x12 That Special Tug aired Jan 09, 2006

Charlie sees a therapist to learn how to deal with Alan's emotional insecurities.

Humiliation is a visual medium
4.2
18 votes
3x13 Humiliation is a visual medium aired Jan 23, 2006

Charlie finds himself in a relationship that is not based on sex.

Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded
4.4
18 votes
3x14 Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded aired Feb 06, 2006

Charlie arranges a romantic date with Mia in the hopes of consummating their relationship. Alan begins to date Charlie's most recent ex-girlfriend.

My Tongue is Meat
4.4
20 votes
3x15 My Tongue is Meat aired Feb 27, 2006

Charlie has trouble keeping up with Mia's healthy lifestyle, so he begins to sneak beers, cigars, and burgers behind her back. When Mia finds out what he wa... read more

Ergo, the Booty Call
4.4
22 votes
3x16 Ergo, the Booty Call aired Mar 06, 2006

Alan has trouble deciding if he should bring his younger girlfriend to Jake's birthday party to meet his mom and his ex-wife. Rose tries to get her boyfrien... read more

The Unfortunate Little Schnauser
4
18 votes
3x17 The Unfortunate Little Schnauser aired Mar 13, 2006

Charlie is nominated for an advertising award, but he decides to boycott it because his arch nemesis always wins. The rest of his family tries to trick him ... read more

The Spit-Covered Cobbler
4.3
18 votes
3x18 The Spit-Covered Cobbler aired Mar 20, 2006

Alan starts to have financial problems when he starts paying for his girlfriend's bills, so Charlie tries to get him to break up with her. Meanwhile, Judith ... read more

Golly Moses, She's a Muffin
4.2
19 votes
3x19 Golly Moses, She's a Muffin aired Apr 10, 2006

Charlie is surprised to find out that Kandi has been living with them for the last three weeks. Alan is having a tough time helping Kandi earn a living. Ch... read more

Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro
4.3
19 votes
3x20 Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro aired Apr 24, 2006

Alan tries to win Kandi back. Meanwhile, Charlie starts to sleep with her mom, Mandi, and Judith gets set up with her father, Andy.

And the Plot Moistens
4.1
20 votes
3x21 And the Plot Moistens aired May 01, 2006

Jake’s teacher has a meeting with Alan and Judith to discuss the lack of interest Jake has at school. Alan starts to fall for Francine, in a platonic way, b... read more

Just Once With Aunt Sophie
4.4
19 votes
3x22 Just Once With Aunt Sophie aired May 08, 2006

A girl from Jake’s school invites him to his first boy-girl party. Charlie and Alan help him get ready for it by giving him advice. Alan and Charlie get nos... read more

Arguments for the Quickie
4.1
18 votes
3x23 Arguments for the Quickie aired May 15, 2006

Mia comes back to town with her dance troupe and invites Charlie to her performance. At first, he decides not to go and tries to convince Alan that he no lo... read more

That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite
4.5
19 votes
3x24 That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite aired May 22, 2006

Charlie and Mia start making their wedding arrangements. Things begin to fall apart when their two families meet each other. They eventually decide on a sm... read more

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