Two and a Half Men Season 7

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818-JKLPUZO
3.8
12 votes
7x01 818-JKLPUZO aired Sep 21, 2009

Charlie must make a difficult decision about his future and with which woman he wants to spend his life: Chelsea or Mia.

Whipped Unto the Third Generation
4
14 votes
7x02 Whipped Unto the Third Generation aired Sep 28, 2009

When Chelsea convinces Charlie to let Alan's new girlfriend, Melissa, move in, the girls end up taking over Charlie's house.

Mmm, Fish. Yum.
4
13 votes
7x03 Mmm, Fish. Yum. aired Oct 05, 2009

Alan ends up playing maid to Judith's new baby as well as his former mother-in-law. Meanwhile, Jake uses an incriminating photo to blackmail Charlie.

Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator
4
13 votes
7x04 Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator aired Oct 12, 2009

Alan starts working for Evelyn as Charlie works to fix the relationship between Chelsea and Jake.

For the Sake of the Child
4.1
14 votes
7x05 For the Sake of the Child aired Oct 19, 2009

Jake stops at nothing to get away from Charlie and Alan, after they embarrass him out in public.

Give Me Your Thumb
3.9
12 votes
7x06 Give Me Your Thumb aired Nov 02, 2009

Alan's advice to Chelsea that she get breast-reduction surgery is not met with enthusiasm by Charlie, who kicks him out, but staying with Evelyn has its own ... read more

Untainted By Filth
3.9
12 votes
7x07 Untainted By Filth aired Nov 09, 2009

Alan and Charlie are shocked when they wake up next to a strange woman, and try to find out what happened.

Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.
3.9
13 votes
7x08 Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle. aired Nov 16, 2009

While overcoming a bad break-up, Chelsea invites her beautiful college roommate to stay at the house.

Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair
4.2
13 votes
7x09 Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair aired Nov 23, 2009

While Alan struggles to cure his baldness, Charlie deals with the problem that he can't satisfy Chelsea.

That's Why They Call It Ball Room
4.3
15 votes
7x10 That's Why They Call It Ball Room aired Dec 07, 2009

Chelsea wants Charlie to take dancing lessons for the wedding, when Charlie uncovers the truth that Chelsea has been lying about her finances.

Warning, It's Dirty
4.2
14 votes
7x11 Warning, It's Dirty aired Dec 15, 2009

Jake is taught the art of infidelity by Charlie, whose girlfriend is away for Christmas.

Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste
4
14 votes
7x12 Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste aired Jan 11, 2010

Jake hopes to win back Celeste by writing her love songs. Alan and Herb hope to keep Judith from finding out they've become friends.

Yay, No Polyps!
3.7
15 votes
7x13 Yay, No Polyps! aired Jan 18, 2010

Charlie opts to have a colonoscopy in order to avoid going on a trip with Chelsea to see her parents. However, when he returns home, he finds her parents at ... read more

Crude and Uncalled For
4
15 votes
7x14 Crude and Uncalled For aired Feb 01, 2010

Charlie suspects Chelsea likes the lawyer representing Alan after his arrest for a bar fight.

Aye, Aye, Captain Douche
3.9
14 votes
7x15 Aye, Aye, Captain Douche aired Feb 08, 2010

Chelsea and Charlie's relationship is at risk when Charlie's jealousy comes between them.

Tinkle Like a Princess
3.9
14 votes
7x16 Tinkle Like a Princess aired Mar 01, 2010

Charlie runs off to Vegas and returns with a new wife, but she's not Chelsea.

I Found Your Moustache
3.9
14 votes
7x17 I Found Your Moustache aired Mar 08, 2010

Charlie and Chelsea have a post-breakup one-night stand.

Ixnay on the Oggie Day
3.7
14 votes
7x18 Ixnay on the Oggie Day aired Mar 22, 2010

Charlie has a return engagement with Chelsea's best friend, while Alan has an unexpected effect on a new female patient.

Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave
4.1
14 votes
7x19 Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave aired Apr 12, 2010

Alan is torn between the bad influence of Jake's new friend and the hotness of his mother.

I Called Him Magoo
3.9
14 votes
7x20 I Called Him Magoo aired May 10, 2010

Alan tries for an intimate night at a hotel with his new girlfriend, while Charlie takes a different approach to obtain the "girlfriend experience"

Gumby with a Pokey
4.2
13 votes
7x21 Gumby with a Pokey aired May 17, 2010

Charlie is visited by the ghosts of his ex-girlfriends while Alan and Jake are on a road trip.

This Is Not Gonna End Well
4.2
14 votes
7x22 This Is Not Gonna End Well aired May 24, 2010

Charlie is miffed over Alan's planned attendance of Chelsea's birthday party and suffers the indignity of having Jake chauffer him around following a license... read more

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