Two and a Half Men Season 5

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Large Birds, Spiders and Mom
4.2
18 votes
5x01 Large Birds, Spiders and Mom aired Sep 24, 2007

Jake is getting ready to start a new school as he graduates to Junior High. Alan and Charlie take him school shopping and find themselves in trouble.

Media Room Slash Dungeon
4.4
16 votes
5x02 Media Room Slash Dungeon aired Oct 01, 2007

Charlie acts strange after spending an evening with his mother, and a woman Alan slept with behaves oddly the next morning.

Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo
4.3
17 votes
5x03 Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo aired Oct 08, 2007

Alan convinces Charlie that he needs to date more respectable women and sets him up with a judge. The two double date and their waitress happens to be one of... read more

City of Great Racks
4.6
16 votes
5x04 City of Great Racks aired Oct 15, 2007

Charlie and Linda get closer to consummating their relationship, but Charlie has trouble focusing when he begins to see Rose's face everywhere he turns.

Putting Swim Fins on a Cat
4.7
18 votes
5x05 Putting Swim Fins on a Cat aired Oct 23, 2007

Charlie has to come up with ways to keep his girlfriend's 4-year-old amused; Alan becomes a test subject.

Help Daddy Find His Toenail
4.3
17 votes
5x06 Help Daddy Find His Toenail aired Oct 30, 2007

Charlie's girlfriend is embrassed to go out in public with him. Meanwhile, Jake sneaks out to attend a concert.

The Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room
4.5
19 votes
5x07 The Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room aired Nov 05, 2007

After Alan and Charlie have a fight about Alan's role in the house. Alan packs Jake up and moves in with his mother.

Is There a Mrs. Waffles?
4.7
21 votes
5x08 Is There a Mrs. Waffles? aired Nov 12, 2007

Charlie writes a children’s song and finds success as Charlie Waffles. The children love him and the mothers seem to as well. Charlie's new found fame irrita... read more

Tight's Good
4.2
17 votes
5x09 Tight's Good aired Nov 19, 2007

Charlie fights his attraction for Teddy's daughter.

Kinda Like Necrophilia
4.4
18 votes
5x10 Kinda Like Necrophilia aired Nov 26, 2007

Alan finds out that Charlie stole his girlfriend and works on a plan to get back at Charlie, even though this happened when they were in high school.

Meander to Your Dander
4.3
17 votes
5x11 Meander to Your Dander aired Mar 17, 2008

When Alan finds himself wanting to break up with a woman, Charlie offers his expertise.

A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh
4.4
16 votes
5x12 A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh aired Mar 24, 2008

Rose returns from England, and plays nurse rather oddly for an ill Charlie.

The Soil Is Moist
4.5
15 votes
5x13 The Soil Is Moist aired Mar 31, 2008

Alan finds out some surprising information about Judith's sex life when he decides to go on a date with one of her friends.

Winky-Dink Time
4.5
13 votes
5x14 Winky-Dink Time aired Apr 14, 2008

Charlie double-dates with Jake and fixes Alan up with a hooker.

Rough Night In Hump Junction
4.1
14 votes
5x15 Rough Night In Hump Junction aired Apr 21, 2008

Alan feels Charlie is unable to control his womanizing ways.

Look At Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty
4.4
15 votes
5x16 Look At Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty aired Apr 28, 2008

Alan makes wedding plans for Evelyn and Teddy, while Charlie figures out how to get more acquainted with his future step-sister.

Fish in a Drawer
4.6
16 votes
5x17 Fish in a Drawer aired May 05, 2008

CSIs investigate a death at Charlie's house.

If My Hole Could Talk
4.2
13 votes
5x18 If My Hole Could Talk aired May 12, 2008

Charlie's attracted to an older self-help author. Alan and Jake clash over a project for school.

Waiting for the Right Snapper
4.3
14 votes
5x19 Waiting for the Right Snapper aired May 19, 2008

When Charlie meets Angie's soon to be daughter-in-law, he realizes it's not for the first time.

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