Onion News Network Season 1

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Enter the FactZone
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1x01 Enter the FactZone aired Jan 21, 2011

Teenage caucasian girl to be tried as a African-American, Kim Jong-il agrees to suspend nuclear program in exchange for lead role in next Batman film, terror... read more

Snowlocaust
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1x02 Snowlocaust aired Jan 28, 2011

Snow storm causing major problems for the nation's idiots, and leaving thousands without access to pornography, forecast of possible light snow triggers emer... read more

Man-Horse Marriage
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1x03 Man-Horse Marriage aired Feb 04, 2011

Anti-gay Congressman allegedly spending time romantically with a horse, supreme court rules talkative Arizona man does not have freedom of speech, today NOW!... read more

Fifth Anniversary
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1x04 Fifth Anniversary aired Feb 11, 2011

Heroic student killed potentially harmful outcasts, regular human Zorla Gorgalon gave birth to 352 children, crying woman making people uncomfortable, female... read more

The Trial of TR-425
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1x05 The Trial of TR-425 aired Feb 18, 2011

Wolf Blitzer is a pathetic man, all unequal groups receive casinos, military drone TR-425 answers for its crimes in court, President Obama seems to hate his ... read more

Cyber Attack
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1x06 Cyber Attack aired Feb 25, 2011

al-Qaeda launches crippling cyber-attack beginning with an image of a pig in boots, legislators should use illegal immigrants to write immigration reform bil... read more

The Real Obama
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1x07 The Real Obama aired Mar 04, 2011

Congress passes bill making incomprehensible shouting the official language of the United States, GoldenMade factory explosion results in flood of corn syrup... read more

Stock Market Crash
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1x08 Stock Market Crash aired Mar 11, 2011

Stock Markets crash as traders realize humans are capable of error, Republicans rally a man for presidency due to his disinterest in politics, Obama requests... read more

Real America
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1x09 Real America aired Mar 18, 2011

Congress renewed funding for CIA program 'Facebook', Diplomatic talks between Washington and Real Americans have begun, New York Senator criticized for takin... read more

American Dream
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1x10 American Dream aired Mar 25, 2011

Last U.S. citizen gives up on American Dream, Damaged Women's Coalition demand attention from Congress, protestors concerned adopted children of gay couples ... read more

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